Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Which 10 things we should never do?

  1. A corporate leader once told me, “Never write anything in a company-related email that you wouldn’t want published on the front page of the newspaper”
  2. Don’t hurt anyone. Just don’t. Physically or emotionally or mentally. I don’t care what they did to you. (Unless it’s self defence assault)
  3. Don’t hurt yourself. Don’t think thoughts that feel horrible, stay away from people who make you feel small and please for the love of God—take care of your health and don’t kill yourself. You are worth the world.
  4. Even if it’s just a mile away, do not even consider driving with alcohol in your system.
  5. If you own a business or work with finances, keep your paperwork clean. Fraud and deceit may look tempting but they’re also fast tracks to jail.
  6. Get married, have kids AFTER you get over your addictions. Heal yourself completely. Nobody needs your crap.
  7. My mother said to me, “When it comes to situations outside the family, there are 3 people you must never ever lie to— your teacher, your doctor, and your lawyer.”
  8. I’ve said this before in an answer and I’ll say it again, do NOT pee in that toilet you see in your dream.
  9. I cannot constitutionally tell you to NEVER do this because you have rights— but please think twice or thrice or a million times before bringing your conservative signs and protests to abortion clinics or LGBT rallies. People have different ideas about how they want to live, and also you look like jokers when you stand outside in the freezing cold shouting psalms into a microphone. All religions, at the core, promulgate love and acceptance.
  10. Never ever ever ever ever hurt a dog.

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