Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Wednesday Wisdoms

  • The best way to get even is to forget.
  • Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
  • God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
  • Some folks wear their halos much too tight.
  • Some marriages are made in heaven...
    but they ALL have to be maintained on earth.
  • Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days...
    then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!
  • Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up.
  • Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous... 
    You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
  • Words are windows to the heart.
  • A skeptic is a person who...
    when he sees the handwriting on the wall claims it's a forgery.
  • It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill; just add a little dirt.
  • A successful marriage isn't finding the right person ...
    It's BEING the right person.
  • The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
  • Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.
  • The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
  • To forgive is to set the prisoner free... 
    and then discover the prisoner was you.
  • You have to wonder about humans... 
    they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
  • It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again... 
    Just be sure to flush when you are done.
  • You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out it's neck.
  • If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence... 
    you can bet the water bill is higher for sure

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