When we were young

Remember when we were young?   Life was so simple then...

 Symptoms and prognosis:

 1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.

 2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease

 3. Constant smiling.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy

 4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease

 5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis

 6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

 7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Leukemia

 8. Insomnia.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

 9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
 Symptoms then: Love
 Prognosis now: Schizophrenia